Hattrick ! blog by Bobymoore

Homo Elec|tus Hopp|erus, the ~
Homo Electus Hopperus also known as the election hopper can only be seen during the election week, but then shows up in pack and in more than one country with the same programme.

Usually he welcomes himself with a warm election speech - not longer than 5 lines (doesn’t want to overstrain his voters). This speech is translated with Babelfish into at least 250 languages, except Esperanto. So no one can really understand - except of his buddies - aka the Rat Pack - who certify the election hopper great knowledge and even greater love stamina.

Bibro, Bi|bro, the (esp.) (pl.:los bibros) by CLuxi

1. eternel dreamer, dreaming about a new dream team coming from esch

2. well known for: -the introduction of luxembourg in the FddS (best fed.^^)
-for the organisation of the famous “Toto Tippspiel” in the FddS.

3. sold his familiy on the TM to get more time for hattrick and to buy a new goalkeeper.

4.for years hes trying to pull a non-golfer but he always fails.

5. a boring defensetrainer who likes to play a boring pressing vs an offensiv trainer^^

TSI Inflation, ~ the, (sg.), (lux.) by ZZ-80

1. A phenomenon caused by drunk managers from Luxembourg that seem to like showing off their money and crazyness with a big bang, and was seen two times so far, on 17/11/05 and 19/11/05.
2. The TSI inflation is usually imported from scandinavian countries, e.g. Sverige, but sometimes also comes from south europe.
3. Modern macroeconomics describe TSI inflation using a Phillips curve that shifts due to such matters as training shocks and midfield dependancy. Thus, the Phillips curve represents only the demand-youthpull component of a triangle model.
4. Analysts describe it as a big impact on team wage balance and state that usually one playerasset is worth twice of the rest of the teamportfolio.

ZZ-80, the ~, (ge.), (fortunately no plural) by Superjhemp

1. nice member of the luxembourgish hattrick community, always funny and in a good mood

2. owner of a team that will break a new hattrick record with 80 championships in a row in the II.3 without getting promoted to the Nationaldivision

3. manipulator of the recent U20 elections

4. U20 national coach doing an excellent job but with problems in seeing a difference between draws and victories, especially in games ending with a 1:1

5. hattrick manager with excellent tactical abilities but mutating to megalomania with an exaggerated opinion of himself after getting too many compliments from other managers

“Superjhemp, the ~” (plural: Superheroes) (german: Superjohannes-Peter, french: Superjean-Pierre) by karlthegreat

1. Superhero in a luxembourgish comic strip collection.
2. Used to designate someone who gets promoted without really wanting or expecting it and who prefers to stay in his old league, so his team gains some more strength.
3. Hattrick Manager in Lëtzebuerg, in League II.2
4. verb : to superjhemp : to get promoted without really expecting it.
5. Sometimes called “Verhinderter Aufstiegsverweigerer” in German

Gezatta dello Ländchens chief editor reviews the “Stadion des Grauens”… by ZZ-80
On wednesday I visited the cupfinal in the YBMs arena. I was annoyed by the massive security efforts, I had to leave fingerprint and biometrical ID. I wondered why they won’t give me a Diekrecher, they explained to me that there were some problems with my “history”. I really don’t know why?

VIP lounges were overbooked so I took a seat in the first row. It gave me a great overview of the game, but as it was raining I had to use my umbrella. The stadium is known for the dove problem, so at least I solved this (without using my airgun).

The atmosphere was lousy… Maybe in anticipation of a boring game? and just antialcoholic beverages were a real downer for me, so I’ll give the arena a rating of 2 out of 5 chocofootballs. First I wanted to rate it 3 as the stadium isn’t as much horror as I expected from the name, but these chocoballs taste so yummy…

Learn more about Vic Schartz… by ZZ-80
Vic is a foundling, left in a basket on the stairs of Koeppchens football acadamy on 24.10.04. He showed early his great potential and left to Norway with 17.

Despite his young age he has already played more games with the A as with the U20, but before getting bored to death by his A manager he decided to join the U20 and finally have fun again.

He is very famous among Letzebuerg and he recently started a second career as minor actor in B-movies, credited under his synonym and nick Vickie Schartz.

When not playing soccer he loves eating Pizza and enjoys reading books. He is also a great entertainer and karaoke-singer.

Erst |er im Län |dchen (ger.) by Woozie (463330)
1. Hattrick team, trained by the Manager: ZZ-80, U20 national coach

2. (Leader in the country) Team which puts him self in a big position by having a big/ extravaganza name, but not able to reach that status.

~ sein (ger);
1. to be first / leader in your country

2. Designing Teams, who play already their thierd season in the same division and were two times champion, but not able to rise to the next division

Clu|Xi, the ~, (no plural), (lux.) by benemlu (463287)
1. Hattrick manager of Éislecker K&B (former BVB BoCluXia). Best known for his “beer wall”-defence that make the opponent’s strikers despair.

2. beer destroying machine. As hattrick manager, he tries to teach his players how to correctly an quickly destroy as much as beer as possible. This is one of the secrets of his success.

3. Often called Vize-CluXi as he missed promotion to League II 3 times in a row.

Lietsche|luck, the lucky, (no plural), (ge.) by Lietsche and Durdentyler
1. Hattrick manager and engine manipulator.

2. Manager to live in Belair counterattacking boring leaguegames.
Personal defeater of someone thinking that tomorrow could be the last day. Therefore drinking as much as possible. Frankreichautobahnfahrer, Stehpinkler und Glasauftrinker. Quiet forumreader but hattrickaddicted who misses backdraft and hatstats in Bundesliga (see p.48).
Gets nervous during the last minutes of the last call, especially in Barcelona. Defender of the title of “counterbeers” in the Allianzarena. Likes fun as his famous lucky wins but is not able to tell one joke…. or?

3. It is also used to define a person, mood, drink or crazy.

4. have a very beautiful sister (see my logo) but unfortunatly a very nasty fellow named DurdenTyler already took her heart… & many more… (no his nickname isn’t HannibalTyler…)…

“Ge|ne|ral|train|er, the ~” (plural : “League III.15″) (german : “All|ge|mein|trai|ner”) by Karlthegreat
1. Hattrick manager in league III.15 of Lëtzebuerg with preferred training type : General (Allgemein)

2. A guy who takes all his money to buy some old guys for low costs and who mostly plays 4-4-2 tactics. Income from attendance and the sponsor bonus at the end of the season provide them the money to improve their team. Unfortunately at some point in their career this is no more sufficient to stay competitive.

3. Sometimes designated as a better version of a bot-team.

4. Most of them play in the bottom divisions of each countries series system.

Super¦jhemp, the ~, plural Superjhempien by fismoluni

Born originally as Charel Kuddel at the young age of 0 years he fell into a big barrel of Kachkeis (cooked cheese, a luxemburgish speciality) at the age of 4 and slowly noticed that he has gained unbelievable tactical strength.
So after a few months he named himself Superjhemp. As battlefield he chose the superhero online game Hattrick. Starting slowly to not frighten his opponents he soon could not restrain his real strength any longer and became rookie of the year.
After being spotted in a weird federation where they play a strange game called chess, Superjhemp lost all his credibility as a superhero and had to fear a big loss of his fan crew.

Our U20 coach has started defining the

29.10.2005 Ie|sel, Die|krech|er, der ~, (die -en), (lux.)
1. Der Diekrecher Iesel ist mittlerweile vollständig domestiziert und wird i.D.R. von einem Woozie (niederländisch für Oger) betreut.

2. Zur Untermauerung / Verdeutlichung der Symbolik, die hinter Esel steht, sei hier eine kleine neuzeitliche Fabel erzählt: Eine Frau braucht in der Regel vier Tiere, einen Jaguar in der Garage, einen Nerz im Schrank, einen Tiger in der Nacht und einen Esel, der alles bezahlt.

3. Synonym für Diekircher Hattrick Manager, deren Spieler besonders hart zutreten.

22.10.2005 Bo|ring|More, the ~, (no plural), (fr.)
1. Hattrick manager and national coach for Letzebuerg.

2. Medicine used to treat anxiety and tension. Brand name: King Valium. Used as a sedative premedication for various national team games, to treat alcohol and opiate withdrawal symptoms. Increases the central depressive effects of alcohol and narcotics. The euphoriant effects of opioids will be decreased, leading to increased risk of psychological dependence.

3. It is also used to define a person, place or act as not entertaining.

It has always been a secret and you have always wanted to know what was behing all those mysterious names… But now it is revealed, get to know how famous teams in our community received their names and much more !

FC Jeunesse Kanech - jm_aalen
clubname: Well, the team name refers to the real soccer club ‘FC Jeunesse Canach’ (http://www.fccanach.lu/) where I’m member of since more than 20 years. (I’ve got a player licence but my skills are like ‘average’ Besides I’m member of the comitee and I’m the coach of our 2nd Team since 5 saisons) ‘Kanech’ is in fact the luxemburgish traduction of ‘Canach’. The name of the supporter club is ‘Bloen Iesel, huel se’ (Blue donkey, take them!) that’s a sort of slogan used from our supporters in real life. There’s another manager (Ost-Ieselen, Team id: 463254) who also is member of our club an the designer of the homepage mentioned at the beginning.
nickname: ?? still a secret hidden to you
logo: an italian playmate (that even was a playmate of the year in 2004). I have no special relationship to her *gg*, I chose just because she’s really hot.

FC Fight Club Football - DurdenTyler
clubname: Comes from the movie ! with the meaning fight = fighting spirit… My players will fight until the end … In Tyler we trust .. for the promotion !
nickname: DurdenTyler is the name of the second personality of Jack in the movie, which relates well with the second personality we want to show on the Internet.
logo: Logo made by Boumbo, soap and the sentence come from the movie “If this is your first night you have to fight…”

Erster im Ländchen - ZZ-80
clubname: One of my friends told me I’m the first one of us who got a job in Luxemburg so he called me “Erster Im Ländchen” and not to forget, Erster Im Ländchen also means beeing No. 1… (or at least try to be that) aaand of course not to forget that the best names were already in use (didn’t want to call my team gainesvillerockcity 2 ^^) although andrew first forgot the e in “gaines”..
nickname: part of car sign ! and the Z’s read as 9s give my birthday… and I prefered a nick where no one could imply something. When I first saw Tyler I instantly thought about a filmfreak, andrew_mchagis sounds like of scotish decent and I thought BobyMore would be english. You understand what I’m trying to say?

Gainesvillerockcity - Andrew_mc_hagis
clubname: It’s all about the music Gainesvillerockcity = song an home town of the group: less than jake
nickname: Andrew_mc_hagis = comes from the song “spicy mc haggis” from the band dropkick murphy’s. Andrew was an idea of myself…
logo: cover of a CD of the band “sublime”.

FC formatdepoche - formatdepoche
clubname: Comes from a sticker that was lying on my table
nickname: it was quite easy that way
logo: just asked to a friend

Spora - zuzut
clubname: a team I like!
nickname: some friends of mine call me like that
logo: official Spora logo!

Orania veinen - Luddinho
clubname: that is easy, I live in Vianden, and the football club in Vianden is Orania veinen
nickname: My name has no special meaning, so i get called of a lot of my friends.
logo: the logo I got made of a federation and there are the colours of Orania in it, Orange and black.

Sanctus Mars - alfredbester
clubname: 100% selfinvented. Sanctus means holy (and sometimes undefeatable). Mars is the God of War and 4th planet of our solar system. When I started in ht I thought of naming my team “Borussia Mönchengladbach” or something like that, but then I thought, that there are many teams with “real” names, which is quite boring when you are one thousands of Real Madrids or Bayern Munichs. So I wanted to invent something unique. It began with Mars because Alfred Bester (the series character) is mainly stationed on Mars (the “God of War-Aspect” was a little something extra here). So I only needed a “forename” for my team. My first idea was Borussia again, but then I decided to make the name completely different from others. As Borussia is Latin for Prussia (Preußen), I thought Latin would be a nice idea for my name, too. Then I tried a lot of Latin words searching for something matching with Mars, a matching meaning and a “powerful” sound. Maybe I can find the list of other word I considered, it was close, but Sanctus won because of the “marsmatching” S-es and the double meaning holy/undefeatable.
nickname: A character from my favorite Sci-Fi TV-Series “Babylon 5″ (+ a Sci-Fi Writer)
logo:Changing regularly. At the moment a mixture of various pictures, mainly a photo of Stefan “Tiger” Effenberg former player of my favorite football club Borussia Mönchengladbach.

Darsch Corporation - Seiei
clubname:moi aussi ? Darsh corporation is the company of one of my characters in a role playing game (Seiei). And when they bought a soccer club …
nickname: see above
logo: done by my future wife, the dragon comes from the same company …

FC Stock - stocky
clubname: All are coming from my girlfriend names.
nickname: stock…like a stock of furnitures

Rouden Léiw 04 - Mod-sevysak
clubname: When searching for a clubname, I thought of our RL NT-team, so it was quite simple to get on Rouden Léiw 04.
nickname: In Luxembourg I first had grand_duc as nick, this came out of a big load of patriotism and selfconfidence when Luxembourg was born as a HT-nation. Since I became Mod, my nickname is a combination of my RL name. I use sevysak in the whole web, so it was just the.
logo: Like the lion is used in my clubname and is the symbol of Lux. I thought it should play a main role in the logo, which isn’t created by myself but by great Hans_Maulwurf. The writing is more classical, I think that fits quite well to the club. And the main colors were placed close to the luxemburgish red-white-blue.

FC Bayella - mac99
clubname: my teamname fc bayella is a mixture of fc bayern and etzella i’m a fan of bayern münchen, but etzella is my home team
nickname: my name is marc but in some pc games you can just give in 3 letters o i alwys gave in mac and 99 is because 9 i my favorite one!
logo: my logo is made by djork!

Young Boys Munich 04 - waterwalker
clubname: my team name is a mixture of two footballclubs: my club where i’ve played is called young boys diekirch and then my favourite club Bayern Munich,and so i’ve chosen young boys munich 04. 04 is the year of the foundation.
nickname: Once in a chat i wanted to call me firewalker,and this name was already occupied and then i’ve taken waterwalker.
logo: My logo is from a friend of the ht-board who’s playing in germany,his team’s called die schwabenoffensive.

Belair Allstars - Lietsche
clubname: Belair Allstars - I am living in Belair and in Hattrick the game is somehow about stars , so… But my girlfriend names them sleeping stars as sometimes i have some hangovered trouble to get up on sunday to make the composition
nickname: Lietsche is a nikname to FeLICE Gimondi (a former italian bicycle champion), this a nikname to my realname. Lietsche is as well my pseudo & nik for some of my friends
logo: Seiei!

Jeunesse Champion - DaChamp
clubname: As a non-Luxembourger living in Junglinster, I was surprised to notice that the local team was called “Jeunesse” Junglinster. I thought “jeunesse” sounded funnier than say “Rapid” or “FC”. Champion just refers to my ambition to win a title in first division one day.
nickname: So is my username. Childish, but who cares.

HaCaT Boys - Jillefsky
clubname: Off all my team names??
Well the chemical brothers is because i was once a chemistry student and i still am ‘a chemical brother’.
THe Jamaican Penguins bobsleigh team, is in honor of the guys from the movie ‘cool runnings’.
And there is still the mystery of the HaCaT Boys… HaCaT is the name of a human cell type used in clinical research, i also worked with HaCaT at the time i was introduced to hattrick.
nickname: oh, that’s just a name, nothing special.. No specific origin that i can remember..

jeunesse renerts - Thearns
clubname: Combination of Jeunesse Esch (where I live) and De renerts Walferdange (my rugby club).
nickname: Arnaud (real name), Arns, The Arns.
logo: Renerts are fox, I asked someone to make a logo with a fox, a rugby and rugby poteau. < = you should have asked someone else